plumnovel Chapter 132 I Want to Be Buddha
Chapter 132 I Want to Be Buddha
Chapter 132 I Want to Be Buddha
Seeing that the little white dragon was indignant and looked ready to fight, Jiang Feng patiently explained, "Look at the gods and Buddhas in the sky, they all ride oxen, lions and such, and some even ride strange and wonderful beasts and divine beasts. How many of them have you ever seen riding horses?"
There are reasons for all of this.
The white dragon asked with a doubtful look, "Then tell me, what's the reason for this?"
Jiang Feng said, "This all started with the story of the old man on the frontier who lost his horse. There was once an old man on the frontier who, while herding his horses, carelessly lost one of his horses."
After the neighbors learned about this, they would go up to the old man whenever they saw him and ask: "Where is your horse?"
After a period of time, the story was spread through misinformation and became known as the old man who carelessly lost his mother!
From then on, all the immortals who rode horses changed their mounts and never dared to ride horses again.
Even gods have their moments of weakness; who knows, their mounts might get lost one day.
After listening, the little white dragon nodded and said seriously, "Master, what you said makes sense. If you hadn't given me the Dharma name 'Reserve Grain,' I almost would have believed it!"
"You're still talking about stockpiling grain? Why don't you just call me beef jerky!"
Jiang Feng looked at the little white dragon in surprise: "I didn't realize you had such a talent for naming things!"
Little White Dragon: 6
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You really want to call me beef jerky?
The little white dragon was adamant about not becoming a white ox, otherwise he would rather run away and become a demon. Jiang Feng had no good way to persuade him, so he had no choice but to reluctantly accept him as his fourth disciple.
Although the White Dragon managed to retain his human form, he still asked in confusion, "Master, why is the Big Beard the third senior brother, and I'm the fourth? Where are the other two senior brothers?"
Jiang Feng said mysteriously, "Don't worry, you'll see your senior brother soon. As for your second senior brother, Bajie, he's probably on his way too."
When Jiang Feng was examining Luan Erjie at Yunzhan Cave on Fuling Mountain, he could tell that her lifespan was about to end. In order to let her spend her last happy days, he did not mention to Tianpeng that he would take her on a journey to the West.
After Sister Luan dies, he will run out of money and can only last for about half a year at most. If he doesn't want to do evil, he will definitely remember the promise he made before he left.
As for his final choice, that's entirely up to him.
At this moment, Pigsy was on his way.
After burying Egg Sister, he lived off the savings in the cave for three months, and then realized that if he continued like this, he would starve.
Just as he was feeling troubled, he suddenly remembered what Jiang Feng had said before he left: if he ever went hungry, he should not eat people, because following Jiang Feng would ensure he could have enough to eat every day!
Then he thought about how he, the dignified Marshal Tianpeng, had fallen to such a miserable state. He might as well follow Jiang Feng to Mount Ling and get a position there. It would be better than being a demon in the mortal realm.
So he packed his valuables and, while inquiring about the whereabouts of Jiang Feng and the others from the local earth gods, followed in their footsteps. By this time, he had already reached Huangfeng Ridge.
While the White Dragon was completely confused, the Jade Rabbit brought Su'e, whose nose and eyes were red from crying, to her side.
Sha Wujing, seeing the monster he had seen in the river, asked, "Jade Rabbit, why didn't you kill her?"
The Jade Rabbit was taken aback, then explained, "She was my colleague in the Moon Palace. A few days ago, I tried to stop her from descending to the mortal realm, and she slapped me. I came down here to seek revenge."
Sha Wujing suddenly realized what was going on and then asked, "Then why didn't you kill her? If you can't bring yourself to do it, I can do it for you!"
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Jade Rabbit:
Is it because she hasn't been in contact with the outside world for too long that the Buddhist sect has turned into a butcher's sect? Otherwise, how come these monks are all so bloodthirsty?
After a moment of silence, the Jade Rabbit said with a helpless expression, "How about I handle her instead?"
Jiang Feng glanced at Su'e, who was so frightened she was about to cry again, and felt quite moved.
If he hadn't appeared, Su'e would probably have been reincarnated as a princess of the Kingdom of Tianzhu, enjoying wealth and honor for more than ten years, before being imprisoned by the Jade Rabbit who came to seek revenge in an abandoned temple full of centipedes.
Now that he has appeared, Su'e is still being tormented by the Jade Rabbit. This is a matter of fate, perhaps predetermined.
Speaking of which, this Jade Rabbit is really a troublemaker. Instead of using a centipede to scare people, it comes up with the idea of using a calligraphy brush to torment Su'e.
If possible, this jade rabbit in front of him would be the ideal disciple in his heart!
Why didn't the Jade Rabbit take a liking to him this time? Could it be because of the moon essence in his body that he hadn't fully refined yet?
After thinking for a while, Jiang Feng said, "Jade Rabbit, take her back to the Moon Palace. Consider it a favor that the Moon Goddess owes me. If I need her help in the future, she can't refuse."
Having narrowly escaped death, Su'e breathed a sigh of relief and gratefully said to the Jade Rabbit, "Jade Rabbit, I was ignorant before. I will definitely listen to you from now on!"
With a snap, the Jade Rabbit, with a stiff smile, broke the calligraphy brush in her hand: "How many times have I told you, you have to call me sister!"
"When the world was first created, the golden toad and I were already on the moon. Why does everyone call me 'little sister' now!"
Su'e felt a wave of helplessness, wondering why her mother was so fixated on this pointless matter of seniority. She said, half-laughing and half-crying, "Doesn't this make you look younger? —"
Suddenly, a faint female voice rang out from the sky: "Su'e, Jade Rabbit, do you two know your crime?"
Upon hearing this voice, the two men's expressions changed, and they immediately knelt on the ground.
Jiang Feng looked up and saw a beautiful woman in palace attire arrive gracefully with two fairies, hovering in mid-air and looking down at the crowd on the ground.
Jiang Feng met her gaze and immediately sensed a familiar feeling emanating from her. Upon closer inspection, he realized that the familiarity came from the refined moonlight emanating from her.
Sha Wujing tugged at Jiang Feng's sleeve and said, "Master, this is the Moon Goddess!"
Jiang Feng snapped out of his daze, raised his palm in greeting, and said, "Greetings, Taiyin Xingjun."
The Moon Goddess said expressionlessly, "The two of them have caused you a lot of trouble; it is my fault for not disciplining them properly."
As you just said, I owe you a favor. If you ever need my help in the future, I will do you one.
Jiang Feng tentatively asked, "Can I ask you for anything?"
The Moon Goddess nodded slightly.
Jiang Feng's eyes lit up as he asked, "Then can I become Buddha?"
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The Moon Goddess almost lost her composure, remaining silent for a moment before saying, "I am not the turtle in the wishing well, and the turtle in the wishing well cannot grant your wish."
Jiang Feng laughed heartily: "Just kidding to lighten the mood, Star Lord, don't take it to heart! What's going on with the moonlight within me? Why does it feel a little different from ordinary moonlight?"
The Moon Goddess said indifferently, "I took a liking to you and casually bestowed some Moon Power upon you to enhance your cultivation, but unfortunately you didn't appreciate it. There won't be any more like it in the future."
Jiang Feng's eyes widened: "That's a good idea!"
The Moon Goddess snorted inwardly, waved her right hand, and summoned Su'e and the Jade Rabbit to the clouds. She turned around, raised her eyebrows arrogantly, and disappeared into the horizon with them.
Jiang Feng watched her departing figure and suddenly felt like he had missed out on hundreds of millions. He said in frustration, "Give me a chance, why can't I seize it!"
Yes, it's all Guanyin Bodhisattva's fault. She's always causing trouble, making me paranoid!
As he spoke, he turned to the group behind him and said, "Do you know where there are temples that worship Guanyin Bodhisattva? I'll go and tear down ten or eight of them to vent my anger!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "————"
I had a swear word in my mind, but I forced it back down!
You'd better not just be talking, or I'll show you what a fearless Guanyin looks like!