Chapter 347: Li Ping: Pang Ban is just a roadside stall
Chapter 347: Li Ping: Pang Ban is just a roadside stall
"Welcome back to the palace, Sect Master..."
The guardians of the Search God Palace stood at the front, followed by their disciples who stood respectfully behind them.
Looking at the scene, Li Ping chuckled and said, "What are you all doing? Formalism is unacceptable..."
Ren Yingying straightened up and said with a grin, "We've all heard that the sect leader fought a battle with Japanese pirates at sea this time."
"He single-handedly defeated the Japanese pirate fleet, thwarted their plot to seize Shandong, and even captured a sacred ship, thus displaying the might of the Central Plains."
"I heard that the emperor was furious and imprisoned all the Japanese pirate envoys. He has also issued an edict rebuking the Japanese emperor."
"The news spread so quickly? It seems the General Staff did this intentionally." Li Ping waved his hand. "Old Zhu still doesn't understand anything. The Emperor is just a figurehead over there; what's the point of reprimanding him!"
"That place is in complete chaos right now, much like our Warring States period."
Lei Chun's eyes widened: "How big is Japan? It's divided into seventeen or eighteen parts, and it still calls itself the Warring States period?"
Kou Zhong chuckled and replied, "Who knows, maybe their village is practically a country?!"
Xu Ziling nodded: "So it's not called the Warring States Period, but the War Village?!"
Li Ping watched the group of protectors and managers talking amongst themselves and chuckled, "Don't try to fool me. What exactly do you want today?"
The crowd pushed and shoved, finally managing to push Wanwan out.
Wanwan cleared her throat: "As the saying goes, a true king does not concern himself with trivial matters, and a supreme ruler does not venture into dangerous places. One who occupies a high position should naturally govern by doing nothing..."
Li Ping interrupted her, "Don't talk nonsense. If this gets to Lao Zhu's ears, he'll fight me to the death."
Wanwan scoffed, "Afraid of him? If you ask me, Zhu Yuanzhang could sit on the emperor's throne, so why can't you, Li Ping, sit on it?"
She became more and more agitated as she spoke, her eyes gleaming with an unusual light.
Li Ping laughed: "Why don't you become the emperor? By the way, did you know your apprentice became the emperor?"
Wanwan was stunned: "My apprentice? Who?"
Li Ping laughed and said, "It's true! Wu Zetian was your disciple."
These words struck like a bolt from the blue, leaving everyone present stunned.
Wanwan's mouth dropped open: "My apprentice... is Wu Zetian? She married Li Shimin, then his son, and became emperor? Wow, that's amazing..."
By controlling men, one can then control the world. Isn't this the ultimate ideal of the Yin Gui School?
Li Ping curled his lip: "What a load of crap! They're good at internal strife, but when it comes to being an emperor, they're utterly incompetent."
"During her reign, she lost nearly two million square kilometers of land. That's why I say your demonic sect has no future. You only know some petty tricks, and your governing philosophy is still at the level of technique, far from the true path!"
"Besides, do you think being an emperor is so easy? Of course, being a tyrant is easy..."
Wanwan suddenly realized, "You've gone off on a tangent again! The Search God Palace has a bunch of protectors and so many disciples, but every time it's you, Sect Master, who handles everything personally while we reap the benefits. What use are we then?"
All the Dharma protectors nodded in agreement.
Guan Qi also said, "The Book of Rites says that a gentleman does not concern himself with trivial matters. Our master is a man of great talent and ambition, managing countless affairs every day. How can he waste his energy on this?"
"We have received great kindness from the sect leader, yet we are unable to share his burdens; we are truly ashamed!"
Li Ping waved his hand with a laugh: "You guys, isn't it good enough to eat and drink for free all day? Why are you always thinking about going out and messing around?"
Shaman sighed, "It's because the sect leader has been too good to us that we feel unworthy of it. These mere Japanese pirates are nothing to us; why did the sect leader have to come personally? Do they even deserve it?"
Li Ping said somewhat helplessly, "How would I know? I just happened to run into them. Seriously, has no one been causing trouble these days? Not even a prison break?"
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Fan Liang patted his chest triumphantly: "With me, Old Fan, around, who can sneak into the Search God Palace?"
Li Ping waved his hand: "Okay, if anything comes up recently, I'll leave it to you to handle. I'm getting married soon and don't want to run around everywhere."
Although Li Ping did not publicly announce his marriage, the news had already spread throughout the Sou Shen Palace, and even many people outside the palace knew about it.
But now, many female disciples were still saddened when they heard Li Ping say it himself... yet they felt it was understandable!
My feelings were extremely complicated.
Li Ping looked at his disciples, a wicked smile spreading across his face: "By the way, the monthly exam is coming up soon. How's everyone's practice going this month?"
The disciples' faces turned deathly pale instantly.
Li Ping scoffed, "You don't even have confidence for the monthly exam, and you say you want to share my burdens? Go back and practice your skills!"
The disciples scattered with a roar.
Li Ping turned to the protectors: "Everyone, you should think of it this way: if you never need to be of any use, that's the best thing, because it means the world is at peace!"
"I've had a lot of fruitful trips lately, let's discuss it further when we have some free time..."
"By the way, let me introduce you all. This is Miss Yan Lingji, the new protector of my Search God Palace."
"Wanwan, you take Protector Yan and first familiarize yourself with the Search for the Gods Palace!"
Li Ping was happy after seeing everyone off, but he didn't know how long this atmosphere in the Search for Gods Palace could last.
This world is getting more and more chaotic. I wonder if Old Zhu can stabilize the situation?
Afterwards, Li Ping prepared to go into seclusion to sort out his recent gains!
Li Ping kissed each of them on the cheek: "I'm just going into seclusion, and you're already so reluctant to let me go?"
Huang Rong laughed and said, "We came here just to watch you practice your martial arts!"
Li Ping was taken aback: "Huh?"
Huang Rong said, "This time, I've seen so many things and gained a deeper understanding of the Shattered Void. I'm wondering how you can achieve the Yin-Yang Limitless state."
"At least, find a way to help you unleash your ultimate three-in-one combo."
Li Ping immediately sensed something was wrong: "What's wrong?"
Inviting the Moon sighed, "News just came from the Commanding Division that Hara and Karakorum have been swallowed up by natural disasters. No matter how you look at it, Pang Ban will head south soon!"
"If he heads south, you will be the first to be hit; his strength is unfathomable..."
Li Ping laughed: "Pang Ban? What's there to worry about! I told you long ago Pang Ban is just a nobody on the roadside..."
Su Ying pinched his cheek: "Stop bragging. Based on our current intelligence, Pang Ban's supernatural power is the type that best counters yours."
Li Ping grabbed her chin with his other hand: "How dare you underestimate your husband? Let me show you what your husband can do..."
Su Ying's eyes became watery, and she looked incredibly charming: "I know you're amazing, but... we're really here to do serious business..."
Li Ping laughed loudly, "Being with your husband is the most important thing!"
After saying that, he hugged Su Ying tightly. Su Ying hummed in response and softly nestled into Li Ping's arms.
Before, when Lao Huang was with him on the road, he didn't have a chance to be intimate with his wife.
Perfect timing, you've delivered yourselves right to my doorstep, don't blame your husband...
Huang Rong blinked. It seemed that she couldn't get anything done. Should she join, join, or join?
At this moment, Li Ping had already pulled her into his arms: "That cuckold Pang Ban, does he even deserve to be compared to me?"
"With the three of you by my side, I have the strength of three hundred men. There's no one I can't defeat!"
Huang Rong wanted to speak, but her mouth was covered...
Yaoyue blushed and decided to join the battle...
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