Chapter 362 Sheep Herding Slope! Tiger King!
Chapter 362 Sheep Herding Slope! Tiger King!
Li Qingyang shook his head slightly.
With his failing eyesight and white hair, he smiled and said:
"I've lived for over nine hundred years. I may be old, but I'm not someone a little kid like you can fool."
Chen Fan was speechless.
In the past, only he, relying on his age, could point fingers and criticize others.
But when he was being pointed at and talked about by others, he realized how painful that feeling was.
Feeling deeply moved, Chen Fan decided to refrain from being a teacher in the future, as it was truly quite annoying!
And so, the old man and the young man walked and talked the whole way.
The two chatted very simply, talking about things like a pretty tree by the roadside or a fox.
In short, their conversation turned out to be nothing but utter nonsense, completely illogical.
After arriving at a hillside, Chen Fan saw the three characters "Fangyangpo" written on a stone tablet from afar.
There's also a tavern on that slope.
Thirsty, he sighed and hurried toward the tavern.
Li Qingyang was not in a hurry. He glanced at the hillside ahead, a glint of shrewdness in his eyes.
With an air of composure, he quickly followed.
As soon as the two entered the tavern, they ordered a pot of wine and a plate of beef.
Perhaps because he had talked too much on the way, Chen Fan's mouth was already dry!
After finishing one bowl of wine, he drank another.
Still thirsty, he called out:
"Waiter, bring the wine..."
"Alright!" said the waiter, who was of medium build and carrying a bowl of wine, cheerfully.
"Sir, your room has been prepared for you. Please come in."
"A guest room? I didn't book a room!" Chen Fan was taken aback.
"Sir, you are unaware of this," the waiter said chuckled.
"In our Sheep-Farming Slope area, there's a rule: three bowls and you're done. If you drink this wine, you'll get drunk immediately!"
Chen Fan was a little skeptical.
You should know that he usually drinks spirit wine, which is many times better than the wine made from these grains.
He barely paid any attention, then downed the drink in one gulp and said:
"Waiter, another bowl of wine, please."
"Sir...you..." the waiter said, taken aback.
"Impressive drinking capacity... I'll take it to you right now!"
Seeing this, Li Qingyang, who was standing to the side, smiled slightly.
He looked remarkably ordinary as he ate his beef.
So much so that after Chen Fan drank two large jars of wine, the waiter came up and asked:
"Old man...you have quite the capacity for alcohol, two jars of wine...that's the most I've ever seen someone drink...why don't you stay here after you've had your fill? There are wild beasts on this sheep-grazing slope, and usually only hunters travel with others when they go up the mountain. I'll call you when a hunter passes by!"
"Thank you very much..." Li Qingyang smiled, his eyes narrowed.
"It's alright, I can hold my liquor well, I won't get drunk!"
Chen Fan ignored their conversation.
After drinking two jars of wine, he finally started to feel a little tipsy!
He took out a silver ingot from his pocket, stood up, and said:
"Waiter, the bill is ready, keep the change!"
"Thank you, young master..." the waiter said happily upon seeing the large sum of silver given.
"Young master, there are wild animals on the slope; you really can't go up there!"
However, Chen Fan and Li Qingyang seemed not to hear them and continued up the slope on their own.
Just then, the midday sun rose, and a gentle breeze blew through the woods.
In the sweltering heat, this touch of coolness is especially welcome.
Drunk, Chen Fan staggered as he walked, occasionally picking up a tree branch and twirling it like a sword.
Seeing this childlike behavior, Li Qingyang's lips curled up in a smile.
He let the old eunuch do as he pleased, simply following closely behind.
The two of them, one in front of the other, quickly arrived at the top of the slope.
A gentle breeze was blowing, but the woods here were completely silent.
Chen Fan, who was walking ahead, noticed but pretended not to see it.
With a Nascent Soul level expert following him, he's now fearless!
Roar!
Just as Chen Fan was lost in thought, a deafening roar came from the forest!
Upon hearing this, Li Qingyang stopped in his tracks, and then a look of fear appeared on his face.
Chen Fan went even further, hiding directly behind a tree!
From the woods in front of them, a huge tiger, three zhang in size, with yellow and black stripes all over its body and a king-shaped character on its head, with piercing eyes and a white forehead, suddenly appeared!
Its gaping maw was full of sharp teeth!
"Don't eat me... Tiger King, you can eat him instead!"
Upon seeing this, Chen Fan immediately pointed at Li Qingyang and started yelling!
"I'm too old, my meat is tough, eat him!"
Li Qingyang was taken aback, then pointed at Chen Fan and shouted.
The tiger grew a little impatient as the two introduced themselves to each other.
It, already possessing a natural understanding of human nature, gritted its teeth and said:
"Shut up...you all taste bad..."
Is this a tiger spirit?
Chen Fan's lips curled up in a smile!
You should know that his beast taming garden covers a vast area, and he was worried about not having enough spirit beasts to move in!
This tiger spirit looks like it grew by absorbing the essence of heaven and earth. If we capture it and nurture it, it might become a level six demon beast!
After a thousand thoughts swirled in his mind, Chen Fan immediately feigned fear and said:
"Great Tiger King, please have mercy... and let me go?"
"Kill...all humans deserve to die!" The tiger spirit's eyes were also vicious. After glancing at Chen Fan, it immediately rushed over!
The tiger-like figure, with its powerful movements, brought a smile to Li Qingyang's face.
Knowing without even guessing what would happen, he walked forward with his hands behind his back.
As soon as the tiger spirit approached Chen Fan, he immediately felt the hairs on his body stand on end.
An unprecedented feeling of fear surged into its heart.
But it's too late to be afraid now!
Chen Fan, who had just been frightened, suddenly smiled and said:
"It's pretty good as a mount... but it smells a bit, it needs a bath first!"
The words had barely left his mouth!
The tiger spirit felt its body go limp, and then it was controlled by an astonishing pressure!
Feeling fear, it immediately realized that it had encountered a celestial being!
It cried out, begging for mercy:
"Please, have mercy! I was blind and didn't recognize your greatness! Please forgive me!"
"I still prefer your majestic appearance from just now," Chen Fan said, looking at the tiger spirit lying on the ground.
"I'll grant you a great opportunity... From now on, if you work for our family, I guarantee you'll live a life of luxury!"
"I can't leave the sheep-herding hill," the tiger spirit said, shaking his head.
"I still have three cubs in my den, and two mother tigers need my care... Immortal, I'm not going!"
"If you don't go, we'll kill you!" Chen Fan said with a squinty smile.
"I've heard tiger penis wine is quite delicious, and we've been worried about not having anything to make it with!"
"Holy crap!" the tiger spirit exclaimed excitedly, suddenly feeling a chill between his legs.
"Oh no! Don't cut off my tiger penis!"
"Hahaha! What a tiger!" Chen Fan laughed heartily.
"What's your name?"
"Master, my name is..." the tiger spirit said, startled.
"I don't know my own name!"
"From now on, you'll be called Tiger King!" Chen Fan nodded.
"Come on... I'll take you to take a bath. You stink! Don't you tigers like taking baths?!"
Tiger King blushed and quickly followed after him!
It hadn't walked far when it saw the old man walking ahead.
The old man looked at me with curiosity and said:
"What a fine steed... I like it..."
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