plumnovel Chapter 237 Qi Dabing speaks Japanese: 8 Ga!
Chapter 237 Qi Dabing speaks Japanese: 8 Ga!
Chapter 237 Qi Dabing speaks Japanese: Eight Ga!
next day!
Qi Dabing, Du Sanniang, Landing King Kong, and Liu Quan all changed their clothes.
Liu Quan is the person in charge of the joint, so he has to go to Songjiang.As for Landing King Kong, there was nothing wrong. The family asked his brothers to find a businessman who bought arms, while he followed Qi Dabing to Songjiang.
On the one hand, it is to give Qi Dabing a start, and on the other hand, he also wants to see the world.
This big soldier Qi is wearing a suit, has a small crew cut, and is carrying a briefcase, pretending to be the boss of a Japanese firm.Du Sanniang was playing his wife.Landing King Kong is his subordinate, follower, and bodyguard.Liu Quan is the accountant.
Qi Dabing said: In this way, we can go to Songjiang by train, and we can get there in two days.Otherwise, let's go in a secretive way. There are so many road cards on the road, and we won't be able to arrive in a few days.
Liu Quan said: This is a good idea, but this train is not allowed to ride casually, you need a good citizen certificate.I, Luo Jingang, just said that it is not difficult to get a certificate of good citizenship.But you can't do it, you are pretending to be a little devil, don't we have a pass for this little devil?
Qi Dabing said: Are you stupid?Lao Tzu's face is the passport.
Liu Quan said: It's not enough to have a face, you have to be able to speak the devil's words.
"idiot!"
Qi Dabing uttered a sentence in Japanese, which almost made Liu Quan cry.
Liu Quan thought to himself that he could only take one step at a time, and then asked: "Then what should we call you?"
Qi Dabing said: Please call me Mr. Sato.
Du Sanniang said in surprise, "Why is it called Zuo Pain?"Why don't you call the right pain?
Qi Dabing said: You have little experience, little devil. The "shogunate period" before the Meiji Restoration was the era of samurai dictatorship.
At that time, only nobles, scholar-bureaucrats, rich men, wealthy businessmen and big landlords had surnames.But ordinary common people have names but no surnames under the restraint of tyranny.
It wasn't until the eighth year of Meiji that the emperor of the little devil issued an edict that common people across the country could add surnames to their names and register with the government to apply for household registration based on their surnames.
Under such circumstances, except for "Sato", "Suzuki", "Toyotomi", "Hojo", "Genji" and other well-known nobles at that time, most of the other 700 million traffickers and pawns were illiterate.
Therefore, most people with surnames had to use local materials.For example, if you live in the middle of the field, you will take the surname "Tianzhong", if you live next to the field, you will take the name "Tian Bian", etc.There are also "Tazawa", "Honda", "Ikeda", "Takeda", "Yoshida", "Matsuda" and so on.
As for the civilians living on the mountain, they take the mountain as their surname.Such as "Dashan", "Akiyama", "Yamamoto", "Otani", "Okamura", "Matsuoka", "Kawasaki", "Miyazaki", "Igarashi" and so on.
And my Sato, to the devil, is a great nobleman.Never mind what I do, even if I'm a junk picker.As long as my surname is Sato, some wealthy businessmen and officials will come to curry favor with me.Because I am an aristocrat.
Of course, I'm just giving an example, the nobles beg for food, is this plausible?
When Qi Dabing said so, even Du Sanniang would look at Qi Dabing with admiration.Unexpectedly, Qi Dabing knew so much.If he didn't say it, she would have no idea that there is such a great knowledge in it.
At the same time, Liu Quan was also very impressed, and said, "I'm sorry Brother Qi, I took the liberty just now."You know so much, you are naturally confident.I shouldn't question you.
Qi Dabing said: It's okay, brother, we will grow up in the future.
But at this time, Du Sanniang said: "Then what's my name? I have to have the name of a little devil, right?"
Qi Dabing said: Then you should be called Niukou Baihui.
"You hate it!"
Although Du Sanniang didn't know the devil's name very well, the name Niukou Baihui was too earthy, right?
Qi Dabing laughed and said: Actually, you don't need a name, because you are dumb.
"I'll beat you to death!" Du Sanniang gritted her teeth in hatred, and raised her little hand to beat all the soldiers.
Qi Dabing said: You can't pretend to be dumb, can you speak devil's language?Do you think that with just one Baga, the journey will be unimpeded?What if you catch up with a little devil who comes to inspect and ask you to speak, and you will be exposed?
"If you reveal your secrets, I'll kill him." Du Sanniang said disdainfully.
"Sister, we are here to do fine work this time, to eliminate rape, what's the use of killing a useless little devil?"
Qi Dabing asked back, Du Sanniang thought about it, so she could only pretend to be dumb.
After leaving Majiawan, take a carriage to Sanchakou Railway Station, which is miles away from Majiawan.
The Sanchakou is located fifty miles southeast to the east of Sanhe County.Now it is occupied by little devils.
When entering the city, a puppet army wanted to stop Qi Dabing, and Qi Dabing cursed Baga, and the puppet army became stupid.
But Liu Quan hurriedly said: "This is Taijun Sato, if you dare to stop him, I'm afraid you don't want to live."
At the same time, when the devil in charge of guarding the city gate heard the word Sato, he was also in awe and did not stop him, so he let Qi Dabing and others enter the city.
Du Sanniang said with a smile: "Your name is really useful. Even a little devil dare not check you?"
Qi Dabing said: The little devils here are country bumpkins, and I'm afraid they won't be able to do it in Songjiang.
"Then what should we do? Do we get off at the previous stop in Songjiang?" Liu Quan asked.
Qi Dabing said: No, let's have a look.
After entering the train station, Liu Quan went to buy a ticket, while Qi Dabing watched in the waiting room.He suddenly saw a ghost officer leading a woman in a kimono into the VIP room.
After thinking about it, Qi Dabing came up with an idea.Said to Du Sanniang: "Don't talk for a while, because if you talk, you will reveal your secrets, just keep smiling."
Du Sanniang said, "Where are you taking me?"
"It must be a good place."
Qi Dabing smiled a little, and told Landing King Kong to look at the luggage.But he and Du Sanniang went straight to the VIP room.
There was a ghost soldier guarding the door of the VIP room, but when he saw Qi Dabing and Du Sanniang coming over, the devil said very arrogantly: "This is only open to the imperial army, you guys are not allowed to enter!"
"Baga, you dare to talk to me like that? Your chief should be polite when you see me, do you understand?"
Qi Dabing spoke Japanese, and the devil immediately bowed and apologized with a standard Tokyo accent, "I'm sorry sir, I mistakenly thought you were from China."
"Humph!"
Qi Dabing snorted coldly, opened the door and entered the room with Du Sanniang.But at this time, Du Sanniang thought it was funny, she didn't expect to say a few words from a little devil, which would be so effective.
Of course, she didn't know that knowing Japanese might not be useful, the main thing was the accent.If your accent is wrong, the little devil will recognize it as soon as he hears it.
And at that time, it's not politeness, but a steel knife in the devil's hand! .
(End of this chapter)