plumnovel Chapter 19 I'm sorry, kid, I have artillery!
Chapter 19 I'm sorry, kid, I have artillery!
Chapter 19 I'm sorry, kid, I have artillery!
"Little devil, you have been lacking in calcium since you were a child, and you are lacking in love when you grow up. You wear a hemp rope around your waist and a pot cover on your head. With bowed legs, grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love,..."
"Little devil, hurry up and receive the decree: In accordance with the heavens, the emperor ordered you not to shit for three years in the small country of Dongying. You can't shit with paper, and the paper can't exceed three inches, until you suffocate to death! Haha Ha ha!"
"Traveling in the morning and evening, riding the wind, throwing beans to summon millions of soldiers. With a man's ambition in his chest, watch me talk and laugh and destroy Dongpu!"
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Qi Dabing stood on the mountain and cursed in different ways, and the face of Shao Zuo Yokono who scolded turned green.
"Baga Yalu, all attack!. Attack!."
Major Yokono roared, his mouth was so long that he could throw a ball of donkey dung into it.
The devils all attacked under the order of Major Yokono.But now Qi Dabing panicked.He thought the little devil had some kind of conspiracy for not chasing him.It turned out to be a crowd tactic.
At this moment, he realized that he was alone and weak, and his two fists were no match for four hands.It would be great if I had a team of artillery, bang bang bang, the little devil is destined to die in such a dense charge?
It's just that he didn't, it was such a great opportunity lost.
But he changed his mind, he might as well scare the little devils by himself, and continued to shout at the little devils: "You little devils are really stupid enough. To tell you the truth, my thirty Italian cannons are already hungry and thirsty." I can't bear it! Boom! Boom! Fake to death you little bastards, "
Qi Dabing imitated the sound of artillery to scare the little devil.The little devils were startled when they heard this, and then they all fell down immediately.
Because if someone else said this sentence, they might not believe it, but when Qi Dabing said it, they believed it.Because Qi Dabing is a gun master, he not only has the magic weapon that can shoot the head with one shot, but also the automatic weapon that shoots in bursts.
Anyway, as long as he encounters Qi Dabing's weapon, the little devil will definitely not get well.
So at this time, Qi Dabing said that he had thirty Italian cannons, but they were so convinced that they all fell to the ground.
But 1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed, ... nothing, the little devil looked at each other.
But at this time, he heard Qi Dabing laughing on the top of the mountain, and he laughed backwards and forwards. Only then did he know that he had been fooled.
That Yokono Major was the first to get up, and roared angrily: "Baga, I'm going to tear this liar to pieces, charge me, all charge up!"
"Long live the Emperor!"
"The imperial army will win!"
The little devils shouted loudly, cheering themselves up, and rushed to the top of the mountain desperately.
Seeing this, Dabing Qi turned around and was about to slip away. There was no enemy behind him. He had scouted before, as long as he got to the forest at the foot of the mountain, it would not be difficult to escape from there, otherwise he would not have stayed where he was to tease the little devil.
However, what I didn't expect was that at this moment, the sound of creaking through the air came.
When Qi Dabing heard it, isn't this the sound of grenades?And it came from the direction behind him.Could it be another group of little devils who didn't notice it?
This is incredible.Quickly crawl down and open the x mirror to find the enemy's artillery positions.
However, at this moment, the cannonball flew over his head and rushed towards the little devil.
boom!Boom!
The shells fell, and the smoke and dust rose everywhere.The earth lifted by the huge explosion was 30 meters high.
The little devil flew away, fragmented, a few shells came down and thirty or so devils flew in the sky, hundreds of devils were blown out of their wits.
"Quick retreat, quick retreat, he really has a gun!"
Major Yokono ordered loudly, but he turned around to leave at this moment, but Qi Dabing's AWM had already locked onto his head.
The sound of gunfire was accompanied by the explosion of the second wave of shells, and Major Yokono's head exploded with a bang.
The little devil lacks a commander, and coupled with the random explosion of shells, he is like a headless fly.
A small group of little devils climbed to the top of the mountain to avoid the explosion of the shells, but in the end they were beaten into a hornet's nest by Qi Dabing's dogs.
The rest of the devils were pretty smart, they ran back in a swarm, and they didn't dare to stay for a moment, so none of them left.
Qi Dabing AWM checked for leaks and added a few more.
But at this moment, he felt someone approaching behind him.
I quickly found a protruding rock to avoid, and when I opened the 358x mirror, I saw soldiers from the th Regiment in blue Jinsui Army uniforms.
"Brother, don't be afraid, I am Chu Yunfei from the 358th regiment!"
The head of the colonel shouted towards the top of the mountain.
Qi Dabing thought to himself: "Why did I come to Chu Yunfei's territory? This Chu Yunfei is not a good bird, he is very cunning, he can be called a hero, he has great ambition and strategic vision .”
Qi Dabing was suspicious, but it was not very wise to turn around and leave at this time.At that time, he will be laughed at by Chu Yunfei.
Thinking of this, Qi Dabing stood up from behind the stone and said, "Who says I'm afraid, I'm not afraid of killing hundreds of devils, so I'm afraid of your mere 358th regiment?"
"How do you speak?"
An adjutant next to Chu Yunfei questioned Qi Dabing.But I didn't want to hear a gunshot at this moment, and the helmet on the boy's head flew out.
The shock of the bullet knocking off the helmet scared the kid so much that he peed on the spot.
Because as long as Qi Dabing's gun is a little bit off, his head will be gone.And he shot in front of everyone.
Chu Yunfei's security squad has more than 358 people, and the th regiment's reconnaissance company is all nearby.
The adjutant probably never dreamed that Qi Dabing would dare to shoot in such a situation.
tick!tick!
The light yellow liquid dripped from the trousers. Fortunately, I wear a lot of them in winter, otherwise the trousers will be wet. How can this be explained?
"You, you dare to shoot?"
The adjutant's hands were trembling, pointing at Qi Dabing.
At the same time, the soldiers of the security squad grabbed their guns and pulled the bolts one after another.
"Don't move, don't move!"
Chu Yunfei hurriedly stopped him, because the first point was that at a distance of 200 meters, the other party knocked off the helmet on his adjutant's head with one shot, indicating that the other party's marksmanship was engrossing.
And the second point, he didn't come to trouble that mysterious gun god, but to make friends.It was his own subordinates who spoke rudely and were taught a lesson.
And the other party didn't kill him, so he already gave himself a lot of face, and he had to bear this face.
"I'm sorry brother, I used the wrong words. I just want to say that I don't have any malicious intentions, I just want to make a friend with you." Chu Yunfei smiled apologetically.
At this time, Qi Dabing thought about it, and originally didn't want to have anything to do with Chu Yunfei.Because as I said before, Chu Yunfei is a hero.This hero is egoism.He will do what is good for him, and he will kill you when he turns around and does what is not good for him.
So such a person is really difficult to get along with, Qi Dabing is ready to refuse.
But then he thought again, if he left like this, wouldn't Chu Yunfei laugh his teeth out, saying that he was afraid of him as a gunslinger?
"Let's go, I'm going to visit your regiment headquarters!" Qi Dabing said directly, the guards around Chu Yunfei were so angry that their noses almost crooked.Heart Road: Who do you think you are?Superior leaders?Also visit our regiment headquarters?
The captain of the security squad refused to accept it, and said to Qi Dabing: "Aren't you just shooting accurately? What's the matter? Let's compare marksmanship?"
(End of this chapter)